Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Was reading throught the Star today and the first thing that caught my eye was Dominic Lau (one word. Hot.) Then of course the next amusing thing was 'JPJ continues spy mission'.
Before i rant about that, we're probably reminded of Harrussani Zakaria whenever we talk about our political clowns. He reknowned for inciting racial hatred in Malaysia, shares that ‘kongsi raya’ or the dual celebration of Deepavali and Hari Raya is against Islamic teachings. The graduate of a 'sekolah pondok' also said that it was good for Muslims to write Arabic writing in bowls, dissolve the writing in water, and then drink the solution to improve their memory, examination results, cure ills, and so on. Pretty amusing huh.
"We have more of these clowns than a good harvest of durians."
Datuk Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim, has suggested that the Mat Rempits should be roped in to catch snatch thieves. Azeez also suggested that any Mat Rempit who catches 30 snatch thieves will be given a motorbike. I couldnt help but let out a laugh upon reading that sometime back.
Speaking of 'Mat's, the Terengganu religious department has initiated the plan for Mat Skoding or spies recruited to inform the religious department of immoral activities.Apparently they're job is to pounce on whatever unmarried couples kissing or holding hands. How much more ridiculous can it get? Watch out people!
Now we have the latest brain-dead pronouncement by Abu Hassan Din Al Hafiz. Abu Hassan was once the Religious Officer to the Agong in the Istana Negara. He enjoys much respect among the kampong folks, suggested that his female family members start wearing chastity belts to protect them from sex perverts and rapists. The day after, he told reporters he was merely joking and not to be taken seriously. Well thanks to him, the news is all over the internet. In fact, I was doing my regular reading on RelevantMagazine.com and i came across that news there as well. URGH.
Here we are promoting Visit Malaysia 2007, there they are giving our tourists something hilarious to bring home.
Idiots rule.
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